My RAGE: LET ME OUT!
My rationality: Oh, come on. Are you seriously this bad at handling boredom?
RAGE: AND MIND FUCKERY. DON'T FORGET THE MIND FUCKERY.
Rationality: Okay. And the mind fuckery. But still. It's not that big of a deal, you don't want to be in a relationship, and who cares if--
RAGE: DON'T RESPOND TO A PSEUDO-CASUAL TEXT FROM ME BY SAYING YOU'RE HORNY AS HELL AND THEN NOT RESPOND AFTER I SAY LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT HELP WITH THAT.
Rationality: ...You know, I think you're right.
RAGE: DAMN RIGHT I AM!
Rationality: He's not really worth your bad blood pressure, but--
RAGE: CAN I?
Rationality: Fine. Go.
RAGE: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
*explodes*
Rationality: We need to make more friends.
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